"I provide a genuine and meaningful time spent together without any codependent dysfunction during our separation. I radiate a carefree, young attitude, mind, and body. What I enjoy, I know. In my presence, you are free to explore your true self. I'll plan our time together so you may put your everyday worries aside and unwind completely. I'll feel happy and light once you depart. Maybe you'll experience a different kind of calm—the kind that follows a storm. I have no doubt you'll love it. Gentlemen and couples are welcome to stay at my tastefully furnished and well equipped flat. Please take a shower when you get here, or come completely clean. There'll always be clean toiletries and towels accessible."